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Humor: Five Ways To Tell You’re Eating Horse Meat


There has been considerable speculation lately about American meatpackers and restaurants slipping horse meat into their menus without identifying it. Although horseflesh has been an acceptable food in many countries around the world, it is still frowned upon by most American diners.

Therefore, as a service to our traveling seniors who are against eating a Dobbinburger or Seabiscuit steak, here are ways to tell when you suspect the meat on your plate once ran at Churchill Downs. It may help the next time you’re traveling in France, Belgium or Italy. People there consider horse meat a delicacy, but it’s not for you.

1. Before you sit down, you exclaim, “I’m so hungry I could eat a horse!” Then the waiter says, “Funny you should mention....”

2. When you try to cut into your flank steak, you hear a plaintively negative “Neigh”.
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3. Completing the horse meat dinner, you suddenly get up, whinny and run the mile in 1:34.

4. An hour after eating equus, you feel a sudden urge to watch a John Wayne movie.

5. You realize Hamlet asked the ultimate question about whether it was horse meat at Elsinore: “To be or not to be, that is the equestrian!”

(To our senior travelers: Hope the lame humor gives you a horse laugh!)

June In Paris: You May Wish It Was April In Paris PDF Print E-mail


Strikes! Strikes! Strikes! If you have travel plans that include the French capital this month, you may be in for some disappointment.

Strikers where work stoppages and demonstrations are occurring include trains, airlines, nuke power stations and others. Of course, the labor turmoil couldn’t happen at a worse time. The Euro football (soccer) championship tournaments are scheduled to begin on Friday, June 10

Remember the sweet lyrics to the tender love song, April In Paris? Maybe they should be updated:
June in Paris, union nuts in blossom,
Strikers marching under the trees.
June in Paris, this is a feeling,
They want all the francs they can squeeze!


The labor problems are not just in Paris. Other demonstrations may happen in Nantes, Toulouse and Marseilles. So, senior travelers heading for La Belle France, keep in hour-by-hour touch with flight, train and Metro schedules. Just maybe this year you’ll be forced to choose to get your June Gallic gallivanting in Paris, Texas, or the French quarters of New Orleans, Montreal or Quebec.

 
Senior Retirement Choice: Viva Mexico or Not? PDF Print E-mail


Q: I keep hearing talk about retiring to Mexico. Considering how expensive healthcare, housing and everything else is in the US, and rising all the time, it sounds like a good idea. Especially for those of us with fixed incomes. We're barely making it from month to month on my pension and our Social Security checks.

We travel to Mexico frequently, sometimes on cruises to the beautiful Lower Baja coastal cities, and have always enjoyed our trips. My spouse speaks and writes Spanish, so we wouldn’t have language problems. What’s your take on it? PJMcW, Boston MA

A: Best idea is to pick a city or town in Mexico, and rent an apartment or condo for a month or so. Get familiar with the land, people, culture, living costs, medical facilities, personal safety issues, sanitation and other concerns. Talk to other North Americans who’ve lived there awhile and hear their highs and lows about it.

Mexico has long been a favorite destination for senior vacationers. On both the East and West coasts, it has some of the most beautiful beaches in the world. Just recently we took a tour of a mostly U.S. and Canadian retirement community on the beach about 50 miles south of Tijuana.

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What To Do When Reservations Are Not Honored PDF Print E-mail


You made your room registration long in advance, gave credit card info and the hotel confirmed. Then it happens! After a long, tiring flight, you arrive and the front desk clerk says there’s no room for you.

The lame excuses start. All booked up solid, and many people who were supposed to check out decided to stay another night. So sorry. However, we can get you a room at a hotel nearby. Of course, the rate is a bit higher ... etc... etc.

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Washington DC: Giant National Capital Barbecue Battle PDF Print E-mail


The 23rd annual event is scheduled for Saturday and Sunday, June 27-28, along historic Pennsylvania Avenue. Sponsored by Safeway, it benefits DC Children’s Charities, The Capital Area Food Bank and USO of Metropolitan Washington.

The program includes outdoor BBQ demos by celeb and military chefs, plus cash-award cooking competitions. Also delicious free samples, food and wine for sale, music, interactive exhibits and lots of other fun events. For more info and ticket prices, go to www.eventbrite.com

 
Censuswide: Boomers Wish They’d Traveled More PDF Print E-mail


According to the survey company and British Airways, seniors now in their late 60s and early 70s say their biggest regret is missing out on roaming the world. Now entering sunset years, if they had to do it over, they would hit the road more often.

So, senior-stay-at-home, take the hint and start planning for travel while you’re still able to get around. Stroll the boulevards of Paris, cruise the Caribbean, climb to the top of Machu Picchu, bask in the sun at Waikiki and enjoy a Broadway musical. Get off that stuffy old couch and into new and exciting adventures that await you!

 
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