Hotel boss Roger Bigelow predicts he’ll have a Hindenberg-ish of resort suspended way up there in the sky within just a few years. The first question that may come to mind for horny senior flyers may be: Does each inflatable hotel room come with an inflatable doll?

Just how safe could such a floating hostelry be way, way up there? Imagine waking up one morning in your room, stretching, yawning and forgetting you’re in the clouds. Then you say: I’m stepping outside for just a breath of fresh airrrrrrrrrrrr….

Great places to stay for luxury-loving seniors. Of course, when you book them, the already-high prices of the snooty hotels will now soar into the heavens. For example, $895 and up for a night at Four Seasons in Manhattan.

The additions to the Five Diamond list are: Esperanza An Auberge Resort, Cabo San Lucas, Mexico; Four Seasons New York Downtown, New York, N.Y.;    Grand Luxxe Riviera Maya, Mexico; Grand Velas Los Cabos, Mexico; Kimpton Seafire Resort, Seven Mile Beach, Cayman Islands; The Langham Fifth Avenue, New York, N.Y.; The Ritz-Carlton, Dallas; Williamsburg Inn, Williamsburg, Va.

The sex business is legal in Amsterdam, but must be marketed from the large windows. The new laws require tourists to turn their backs from prostitutes while in the district. They’re also not permitted to take photos of ladies of the evening. A more restrictive law will forbid all street-walking prostitutes. So, when in Amsterdam, senior travelers, look away!

If your springtime London wanderings will include Big Ben, Piccadilly Square, Tower of London, Westminster Abbey, on-off bus and elevator to the top of the Shard skyscraper, it could cost over $200.  You can get them all and more for $97 with a London Pass for the day. www.londonpass.com