On my next cruise, will I pay list price?
Nevermore!
Will I revisit hotels where not treated nice?
Nevermore!
Will I bask too long under summer rays?
Nevermore!
Will I load four helpings on my buffet trays?
Nevermore!
When I drive all night on my next car journey?
Nevermore!
And then get hauled off on a hospital gurney?
Nevermore!
Will I tarry too long at hotel bars?
Nevermore!
And wake up in the morning seeing stars?
Nevermore!
Will I eat raw food from a roadside stand?
Nevermore!
Will I bet too much on my Vegas hand?
Nevermore!
Will I do any of the above on my next trip?
You’re damned right I will ... so let ‘er rip
Evermore!