An Aussie firm is building a new cruise ship based specifically on the design of RMS Titanic. It will feature all the luxury features of the original, and is expected to carry its first passengers in 2018. We can hope the liner will avoid icebergs in its maiden voyage.

If the plan to duplicate the disaster ship proves successful, what’s next? How about a fun resort based on the WW2 Nazi concentration camps. A joyful Broadway musical about the attack on Pearl Harbor? An all dancing, singing and booty-shaking version of the exciting San Francisco earthquake? A romantic opera based on the Bubonic Plague, where the hero is itching to get close to the heroine?