After pressure from social and religious groups, the famed hotel chain recently cleaned up its act. Hilton is removing all porn stations from its in-room TVs.

Of course, the company has no way of preventing the kind of graphic reality that actually happens, both by professionals and amateurs, on the beds of those rooms. And it can’t stop Conrad Hilton’s granddaughter, Paris, from performing in some of the more lurid of the banned movies.