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Free Cruises For Single Male Dance Partners


Remember “Out To Sea”, the final movie comedy made in 1997 by long-time actor pals Walter Matthew and Jack Lemmon? The characters got a free sailing for signing on as male escorts with a single women’s cruise. As hilariously improbable as the plot may seem, the practice still flourishes today on both ocean and river cruises.

If you’re a senior bachelor or widower and would enjoy a free cruise, check with your travel agent and various cruise line websites for upcoming escort opportunities. Of course, the requirements for prospective escorts are a bit strict. You must be an excellent ballroom dancer, in good physical condition, provide references and possess the appropriate wardrobe.

You’re required to restrict evening closeness with feminine dance partners only within the ship’s ballroom. And never, never attempt to heat up the dancing in a private stateroom, lifeboat or other hide-away area.
Q: Exclusive cruise dining: Is it worth extra $? PDF Print E-mail

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We’ve been on several cruises, and always wondered what it would be like to sign up for dinner once or twice in one of the special dining rooms. The extra price is $25 or so per person, and people who’ve dined that way say the food choices and quality are better, and the experience is much more luxurious than eating in the ship’s main dining room. We’ll be taking a Mexican Riviera cruise from Los Angeles next month. Is it worth it to pay extra for the special dining room?

A: The cost really isn’t that bad for upscale dining in a quieter, exclusive room. This may be a good idea, especially on your next cruise, which will include lots of families with small kids. The main dining room is OK, but much noisier, and the service is not as personal. Suggestion: Try it for one dinner on your Mexican Riviera cruise. You’ll appreciate a one-hour peaceful time away from the ship’s usual hectic activities.
 
 
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