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New York NY: Less Subway Seats = Jammed Standers


Have you been on a NYC subway train recently? If so, you’re aware of all the continuing problems. Accidents, slowdowns, crime, vandalism, grafitti, unhappy riders, suicides. Now the beancounters of the MTA have come up with a brilliant plan.

They want to remove some of the seats so they can cram more standing riders into the already-jammed cars. Those brilliant MTA planners must have been talking to some of their dopplegangers in the airline industry.

If you’ve flown in the cheap airline seats lately, you’ll realize the spaces have been reduced to where your legs are pushed up against your chest. And the flatulent fat passenger in the seat next to you has suddenly spread into your lap.

Senior Fliers: Get Up And Hike After Big Meal PDF Print E-mail


While flying, whether in the cheap seats or plush first-class, do some after-chow exercise to help digestion. Of course, you can’t exit the flight and jog along the wing.

However, sitting there when you’ve just eaten may lead to discomfort and digestion problems in your senior stomach. According to medical advice, within 15 minutes of that last slice of pie, do at least 10 minutes of exercise. If your seat isn’t too cramped, raise arms above your head and lower them 20 times. Then stretch out your legs, left then right, each 20 times. If you can get out of your seat, stroll along the aisle for 10 minutes.

Also, find a flat bulkhead (not a door) in the rear of the passenger area. Place your arms out straight, then lean forward till your forehead touches repeatedly for ten minutes. If possible, also do some high stepping or jogging in place for another ten minutes.

After slumping back into the seat, your digestion system will be significantly helped. Also, you’ll be likely to more enjoy a well-earned quick snooze.

 
 
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