Home
Samsonite
 

Newsflash

Washington Post Survey: 10% Of Flyers Have Sex


According to the results of a questionable questionnaire by the newspaper, that percentage of air travelers do the dirty deed in airports and/or in flight. If the report isn’t an intentional joke, we presume that includes flying seniors who succeed in getting lucky quickies.

Of course, Post readers may have misunderstood the questions, and consider getting financially screwed by ever-rising airline fares to be a sexual experience. Additionally, some may also believe being crotch-frisked by horny security guards is considered an erotic encounter.

Most likely all qualifiers for the mile-high club who’ve actually done the dirty deed in flight are crew members. They can seek out cozy private spaces aboard to congregate. However, passengers, especially brittle-boned seniors crammed into cramped economy seats and with no privacy, may have to be content with just an in-flight erotic dream.

Las Vegas NV: How To Get Free Buffet Meals PDF Print E-mail


Food and everything else is free in Las Vegas and most other casino resorts around the world.  Of course, add the if .... and that is a huge if. First, if you gamble enough money in a hotel casino, management will offer you free drinks, free suites, free entertainment and, of course, free meals during your stay.

Casino bosses don’t do this out of the kindness of the heart, but only when you’re observed gambling for several hours. At the top of the freebee list, they offer deals to the so-called whales, people who plop down ten thousand dollars on a hand of blackjack or the turn of the roulette wheel. Management knows the odds of gamblers winning money are slim, so free meals are merely incentive to keep the whales cruising into the casinos to be harpooned out of their cash. Also, for the ordinary Vegas visitor, there are ways to get free food without making big bets.

Do your homework before arriving. Check with favorite hometown and online travel agencies about package deals. They’re vacations with one price that includes air tickets, hotel room, some free meals and incentive bonuses.

Be flexible about scheduling, because prices and deals vary. For example, if your hotel stay is on Monday through Thursday nights, the price may be as low as 50% of what you’d pay if in Vegas on Fridays, Saturdays and holiday season.

Chances are there would be no free meals in the more costly packages The simple fact is that Vegas hotels always fill up on weekends and holidays, and the incentive deals are offered to bring people in to fill rooms during weekdays.

Before you take your flight to Vegas, scan websites on hotels, casinos and restaurants. Look specifically for coupons that offer free meals. Clip and take them with you. When you check into your hotel, ask the desk clerk for all free meal offers available there and elsewhere. 

It’s easy to find sources for free meals in Vegas. Just don’t lose all your money in the casinos, so you’ll be able to afford to buy food for the family when you get home.

 
 
Stay in-the-know about the latest Sports, Life, Money, Tech, and Travel stories. You'll get your first 2 months of USA TODAY for $25 (charged monthly). All print subscribers receive the e-Newspaper included with their subscription.