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Southwest For The Birds: Painted Penguin Planes


Southwest Airlines now flies Penguin One, a brand new Boeing 737-700 festuned with pictures of the Antarctic waddlers. The reason is that SW ahs been in cahoots with SeaWorld Florida for the past quarter-century, where penguins are one of the main attractions.

Regular passengers are already familiar with SW aircraft painted with images of other famed SeaWorld critters, Shamu One and Shamu Two. SW and other airlines continue to get away from the unillustrated aircraft paint jobs with pictures of eskimos, state emblems and other artwork. Cruise lines are following the trend by having huge murals on the bows of their ships designed by famed artists.
Humor: You Checked Into Hotel Room From Hell If... PDF Print E-mail


1. The busy lady working in the thin-walled next room was just voted Hooker of the Month.
2. The only bathroom is down the stairs, outside and has a crescent moon emblem on the door.
3. The toilet tissue is a Sears-Roebuck catalog....from 1937.
4. The bugs on the bed march around until they spell out WELCOME.
5. The bed sheets have COUNTY MORGUE printed on them.
6. The NO SMOKING ROOM sign has cigarette butt burns all over it.
7. The chocolate mint on the pillow is moving.
8. The honor bar sells locally-brewed white lightning booze and recycled condoms. 9. The mirror on the ceiling has toenail scratches all over it.
10. The sign on the door quotes daily and hourly room rates.

Seriously, the above listed are silly exaggerations, but you'd never, never, never get an inferior quality room if you book all your travels through advertisers on our pages. Their reps visit and personally check out all featured destinations before recommending only those that fulfill a long list of tough requirements.
 
 
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