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Washington Post Survey: 10% Of Flyers Have Sex


According to the results of a questionable questionnaire by the newspaper, that percentage of air travelers do the dirty deed in airports and/or in flight. If the report isn’t an intentional joke, we presume that includes flying seniors who succeed in getting lucky quickies.

Of course, Post readers may have misunderstood the questions, and consider getting financially screwed by ever-rising airline fares to be a sexual experience. Additionally, some may also believe being crotch-frisked by horny security guards is considered an erotic encounter.

Most likely all qualifiers for the mile-high club who’ve actually done the dirty deed in flight are crew members. They can seek out cozy private spaces aboard to congregate. However, passengers, especially brittle-boned seniors crammed into cramped economy seats and with no privacy, may have to be content with just an in-flight erotic dream.

When Unexpected Storm Hits Your Cruise Ship PDF Print E-mail


It was in all news media. Royal Caribbean’s Anthem of the Seas ran into a heavy storm and suffered damage, while frightening the hell out of everyone aboard. Fortunately, while there was structural breakage, no passengers or crew were seriously injured.

Compared to road and air statistics, cruise ship mishaps are very rare. However, seniors who sign up for cruises should be constantly alert to what to do when the unexpected happens at sea or in port. Here are a few simple rules: When first boarding and enter your cabin, it’s your responsibility to become aware of all safety rules. They’re usually posted on the inside of the door. Know what to do in an emergency, including donning your lifejacket and getting promptly to your lifeboat station. Expect to participate in a lifeboat drill during the first day aboard, and pay close attention to all instructions.

Once the cruise is underway, always listen for loud speaker info that comes to your cabin on your TV screen, as well as throughout the day at all other passenger areas of the ship. If there’s a warning about rough weather ahead, follow instructions closely on immediately seeking personal safety.

Even where there are no warnings of danger, but the sea is very rough, seniors, especially those with physical limits, should stay in their cabins. During such unsettled conditions and it becomes necessary to leave for meals and other events, call for help from cabin stewards and/or other crew members.

 
 
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