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Airline Future: Engines Will Be Full Of WHAT?


Instead of gasoline, they’ll fly on BS? It shouldn’t be too surprising, because we suspect the U.S. Congress is fueled by the same substance. All members and most other politicians around the world seem to soar above the rest of us while handing out the stuff endlessly.

Realistically, a recent UNESCO report claims aviation engineers are now working on creating a cost-saving fuel derived partially from cattle manure. So far, several experimental aircraft energy substances could include a mixture of the familiar barnyard deposit, body heat from on-board passengers and electric current.

Additionally, this conjures up the offensive ingredients in the sayings of greedy oil cartel sheiks and international fuel monopolies. It may also be the cattle waste words you’ll think of saying to your friendly neighborhood gas station owner as he keeps jacking up the prices.

Senior Smarts: Be Sure Your Hotel Stay Is Safe PDF Print E-mail


When spending travel time in a hotel, you should enjoy your stay without any worries. There are a few simple rules to insure that everything goes as planned:

1. When first arriving in your room, get familiar with emergency number(s) you can call on the room's phone or your own smartphone. If a safety or health problem happens, assure yourself of prompt response.

2. When inside the room, make sure every locking device on doors is in place at all times. If there's a balcony, be sure the door is locked when you return inside.

3. Remember the old buddy system at summer camp? Apply it when at a hotel. Seniors, especially those with special needs, shouldn’t wander alone, including hallways, beaches, swimming pools and shopping areas outside the hotel grounds. 4. Never allow a person claiming to be a hotel employee into your room, unless it is a maid you've already seen working in the hallway or nearby rooms. If it’s someone claiming to be there for repairs or other reason, and you have not specifically called for help, don’t open the door. First call the front desk to verify the that the person is a hotel employee on the specific assignment.

5. When returning to your room at any time, but especially late at night, and don’t feel safe to use the elevator or hallways. Contact hotel security first to assign a guard to go with you to your room.

6. Also, if at any time you don’t feel safe in using the hotel garage, ask hotel security to assign a guard to escort you to and/or from your parked car.

7. Don’t carry large sums of money on you. In many hotels, you can use the room's safe for storing cash. If there’s no room safe, ask the front desk to keep your money and other valuables in the hotel safe. When shopping or dining in expensive restaurants, carry only one or two hundred dollars on your person.

8. In other large-amount money situations while traveling, using traveler's checks is safer than cash. There are very few places in the world where American Express traveler's checks are not honored.

 
 
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