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Air India Provides Female-Only Seating Rows


Opinion: It must have been inspired by recent news items about male passengers making male passes at female seatmates. Of course, we endorse the protected seating for all airlines where women may fear being groped by horny male strangers.

But, as long as there’s a female-only section, it’s only fair that there also be male-only seating. There guys will be able to relax, take off their shoes and unbuckle their belts. They’ll be free to pick their noses, rub their toes and vigorously scratch the more intimate parts of their bodies.

They’ll also be permitted to loudly discuss politics, women, sports and booze while using all the four-letter words they choose. And after dining on the airline meal, the guys won’t be restricted from belching and emitting loud noises from other areas of their bodies.

And... uh ... about the flight seating of transgenders ...

Senior Flyers: Wear ‘Em If You Don’t Want ‘Em Stolen PDF Print E-mail


Not an isolated happening, but interesting recent story from Fox News. A woman who had just appeared on a reality courtroom TV show flew from NYC to LA. During the flight, she was very friendly, walking along the isles and chatting with passengers.

As she was leaving the plane, the police showed up and hauled her off to jail. During the flight she had expertly swiped another passenger’s passport and bank card, as well as a flight attendant’s iPad, all recovered from her handbag. We wonder if her TV courtroom gig was about pickpocketing or other magic tricks. The woman was a very clever thief, because no one noticed her searching through the overhead bins. She was nabbed because the flight attendant discovered her iPad was stolen.

Lesson to senior flyers: When flying and on all other away-from-home travel, wear a coat with at least four large pockets that zip or button closed. In them, keep passports, wallets, credit cards, jewelry and other valuables.

Also, if you travel with a handbag or briefcase with valuables inside, make sure it has an over-the-shoulder strap, Keep it close to your b0dy under an elbow or armpit. As Tarzan said while traveling thru the trees: It’s a jungle out there!

 
 
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