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Air India Provides Female-Only Seating Rows


Opinion: It must have been inspired by recent news items about male passengers making male passes at female seatmates. Of course, we endorse the protected seating for all airlines where women may fear being groped by horny male strangers.

But, as long as there’s a female-only section, it’s only fair that there also be male-only seating. There guys will be able to relax, take off their shoes and unbuckle their belts. They’ll be free to pick their noses, rub their toes and vigorously scratch the more intimate parts of their bodies.

They’ll also be permitted to loudly discuss politics, women, sports and booze while using all the four-letter words they choose. And after dining on the airline meal, the guys won’t be restricted from belching and emitting loud noises from other areas of their bodies.

And... uh ... about the flight seating of transgenders ...

Four Fave Movies About Traveling Oldsters PDF Print E-mail


We often enjoy returning to these classics, and find the viewing as satisfying as visiting with old friends.

Harry and Tonto (1974): Art Carney sheds his goofy Honeymooner TV character to portray a kindly widower. When evicted from his New York apartment, he drives across the country to Los Angeles with Tonto, his elderly cat. Tonto’s health fails, in a sad scene, Harry says goodbye just before the animal shelter puts Tonto to sleep.

Going In Style (1979): Carney gives another great performance in this tragi-comedy about three seniors who decide to cap off their dull retirement lives by robbing a bank. The other two are portrayed by George Burns and Lee Strasberg. The heist is successful and to celebrate, they fly to Las Vegas.

Of course, they win considerably more money, but after returning home, both the Carney and Strasburg characters suddenly die. The survivor is caught and sent to jail. The satisfying ending is when he’s able to give the Vegas money to his son-in-law, and says prison life will be much better than being imprisoned in a nursing home.

Out To Sea (1997): This was the last of several successful and entertaining senior-themed films co-starring the late, great Jack Lemmon and Walter Matthau. As male escorts on a cruise ship, their joys and woes play out as they encounter the mature lady passengers.

The movie is primarily a continuation of their Odd Couple and Grumpy Old Men characters. However, it’s nostalgically entertaining and worth revisiting whenever some cruise-savvy senior laughs are needed.

About Schmidt (2002): Jack Nicholson is the title character whose wife suddenly dies before they can drive their Winnebago on a cross-country retirement journey. As he travels America alone, he meets all kinds of interesting people. He also corresponds with an African orphan boy, and they share virtual conversations about their very different outlooks on life.

 

 
 
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