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*Middleborough MA: Cussin’ Will Cost Ya!


The 400-year-old New England town, with its 25,000 residents, is swearing off swearing! Despite the fact that it sits near the suggestively-named Assawompset Pond, anyone who curses in public there can be fined $20.

Just a few miles down the Massachusetts coast from Plymouth Rock, where the first Pilgrims landed in 1620, Middleborough citizens have had enough! They’re tired of hearing visitors and their own teenagers walking the streets loudly mouthing dirty words. The offenders obviously hear them constantly on TV, movies, stand-up comedy and rock music performances.

We don’t often get editorial on our travel site, but we say good for Middleborough! We did two wartime Navy hitches and know all about cursing. However, since the incursions of sleazy rock music and curse-filled TV and movies, the language of  Will Shakespeare, Winston Churchill and Tom Jefferson has been dragged way down into the gutter.

When we travel in New Jersey, Las Vegas, Hollywood and elsewhere in the U.S., we’re tired of hearing juveniles in actual years and/or that mental level trying to outcurse each other.  

For more information about the historic and once-again-pleasant Massachusetts town, go to www.middleborough.com/

Use Your Summer Camp Buddy System While Traveling PDF Print E-mail
If you've been around as long as I have, you remember the opening line of that great Rodgers and Hammerstein song, "You'll Never Walk Alone" from "Carousel: When you walk through the storm, hold your head up high and don't be afraid of the dark. When traveling, you really should be afraid of the dark. However, if you're planning to go single, the first tip is that you never walk alone.
The world today is a far darker place than it was decades ago during your student days, when you could backpack alone just about anywhere. Remember happily traipsing through the Paris Latin Quarter, the Alps, the Gobi Desert, Greenwich Village, Shanghai's Bund, Golden Gate Park, Acapulco waterfront or the Casbah in Marrakesh.

Unfortunately, increasing street crime, ethnic conflicts, terrorism, anti-American attitudes and the world in an economic crisis have made travel much less simple and attractive as it once was. You don’t have to stay home hiding under the bed, but when you do venture out, always be aware of your surroundings and be with at least one other person.

If you're planning a trip to a destination that has any hint of danger for a single senior walking the streets, take along one friend or family member. Use the old summer camp buddy system, where each senior knows where the other is at all times, including bathroom breaks. Traveling with groups is safer, so before you make plans to go as a single, check with your travel agent, church, school or other local organization to look for group travel plans that may appeal to you.

Wandering around the Casbah in a gang of 30 other tourists is a lot safer than just one little old 55-plus doing it alone. The internet is also a great source of hundreds of options for group senior travel.

Since our retirement, after at least 15 sea voyages and other foreign travels, we've found that most safest, all-inclusive vacation source is cruising. All cruise ships, which are usually chock full of seniors, have great programs for singles. Gathering at meals, social events, exercise programs, entertainment, shore excursions and other activities are natural magnets for singles to meet, greet and mingle.

Although it may not be for every single mature woman or widow, some cruises feature male ship crew members who serve as escorts at dances and excursions. If you saw the final movie by that late great pair of actors, Jack Lemmon and Walter Matthau, "Out To Sea", it gives a hilarious version of the shipboard male escort service.

Cruise lines don’t provide the same escort service to single male travelers, because as travel statistics show, the ratio of single women to single men aboard ship is at least 75 vs 25 percent. Anyhow, for some social customs, hiring women escorts for single male travelers too often has a whole different meaning.
 
 
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