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Titanic II: Exact Replica Of Doomed Liner To Sail


An Aussie firm is building a new cruise ship based specifically on the design of RMS Titanic. It will offer all the luxury features of the original ocean liner, and is expected to carry its first passengers in 2018. We can only hope the liner will avoid icebergs in its maiden voyage.

If the plan to duplicate the disaster ship proves successful, what’s next? How about Delightful Dachau, a fun resort extravaganza based on the WW2 concentration camp. A Broadway musical of the attack on the World Trade Center, Manhattan Crashin’?

An all dancing, singing and shaking version of the exciting San Francisco earthquake, Rockin’ and Rollin’ in Frisco? A romantically tuneful offering based on Europe’s Bubonic Plague, The Mucus Man?

Paris, France: To Improve Attitudes To Tourists PDF Print E-mail

Along with Bastille Day and other summer celebrations in France, tourism is now at its busiest. However, according to a recent CNBC report, tourism has been somewhat slow so far, and implies a reason is the reputation of the French people’s rude behavior to foreign visitors.

We’ve been to France many times, and except for a few cabbies, waiters and pickpockets, we never had any trouble with French citizens. They’ve always been courteous and helpful, their food excellent and wine tasty. In the street stalls open to bargaining in friendly competitive ways.

However, it seems the slowdown in tourism is causing French officials of that vital industry to attempt to erase the image of traditional rudeness. The city of Paris has printed and distributed instructions to retailers, waiters, cabbies and others on how to make nicey nice to visitors.

For example, consider the most frequent and money-loaded visitors, Les Americaines. Those pesky foreigners want luxury at bargain rates and demand early dining in a city where residents eat at 8 pm. The touring Germans, despite the unpleasantness of World War II, expect the French to understand when they speak in their language.

With the steady growth of well-heeled Japanese and Chinese visitors, the instructions urge shopkeepers and others offer friendly smiles and a greeting word or two in Asian languages. They will go a long way in extracting cash from the guests’ very stuffed wallets and purses.

OK, Parisian businesses: Un, deux, trois et sourire!

 
 
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