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Huh? Yahoo Suggests Vacation In Lovely Iran!


In a recent article, the website pondered the idea of vacationing in the beautiful land of Iran. Of course, as soon as your flight lands, the first thing you should ask is where’s the nearest kosher restaurant.

Also, while donning your required burka head covering, you may enjoy watching the latest death to America march and flag-burning ceremony in downtown Tehran. If visiting Iran isn’t in your plans, how about booking some time in the deliriously happy land of North Korea.

Hawaiian Air: Bad Passenger Must Pay $98,000 PDF Print E-mail


A Honolulu court ruled that was the amount of money the airline lost because of the guy’s allegedly drunken tirade. The scheduled non-stop flight from Hawaii to New York City was cancelled after he became violent and threatened other passengers.

So, senior flyers, let that be a lesson to you. Play it cool next time you have to pay an extra $50 to check your bag and another $100 in hidden taxes not mentioned in the advertised ticket price. Don’t go ranting and raving up and down the aisles.

Calmly pay that extra $500 to be upgraded from your cramped economy seat to almost comfy premium economy. And just sit there quietly while you drink the airline’s $10 soda while munching on the $50 sandwich.

 
 
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