Calling all lawyers! Another enormous payday coming up soon. Two women on a Delta flight out of Atlanta got into a catfight on the cabin floor. In an attempt to get them apart, the pilot slapped one. Of course, in this age of smart phones and stupid airline employees, it was all filmed and went viral online.  

Therefore, smart seniors, next time you fly, be sure to argue with another passenger, pick a fight and get carried out. With smartphone footage and smart lawyer, you’ll soon be almost rich enough to fly first-class.