In the town of 500,000 citizens just 80 miles north of the capital city of Rio de Janeiro, there’s a strict law. It ... er... covers situations when people enter with horses and burros. The visiting critters are required to wear diapers.

We’ve known many human jackasses in politics, uniform and business, and full-time diapers would be appropriate for many of them.  Senior traveler: if horseback or burroback trails take you to that town, just be sure you ride in packin’ linen. www.pjf.mg.gov.br